drew something based on one of my favorite quotes from Journal 3 😛 #GravityFalls #StanfordPines

#stanfordpineHOUSE💜

definitely been done before

im tired and i hate this goodbye #fiddauthor

He says he wants to be me or he'll kill me.

Wicked stans crying that their favs are being ignored during awards season when the real best musical of last year gets an unceremonious streaming debut (and no physical release in sight)

i don’t want to do my laundry i want to be an alcoholic

sending my 8 year old daughter to school dressed as camille preaker for world book day

me trying to gaslight someone who is starting to figure out the plot of my favorite movie way too early:

Lucy Gray's murder happening when she was 16 makes most discourse surrounding her almost laughable to me like Yeah dude I'm gonna be able to discuss the moral greyness of the marginal sixteen-year-old girl shot by her white cop boyfriend in the woods

1/2 star reviews of my letterboxd top 4

hello. i was the security guard who yelled at the child. i acted of my own accord. my name is john gaius and in my defense, i thought that kid was a cow.

Musicians used to just tell crazy lies for no clear reason. We used to be a proper country.

Kyle MacLachlan behind the scenes of "TWIN PEAKS: THE RETURN"