Creatine sounds like a beautiful French girl. Créatine

You need to touch saltwater sometimes not always grass.

Being an adult is basically figuring out what to cook with ground beef and chicken for the rest of your life.

World Cup culture boutta make Americans feel like immigrants I can’t fuckin wait

the concept of a random person getting home and putting this on after a stressful day at work to relax and getting more stressed out instead

Situationship and the situation is just us deciding which ballparks we want to visit together for the rest of our lives

leyendo los hermanos karamazov sin hacer un árbol genealógico, sin subrayar y sin anotar nada. solo yo contra dostoievski

watching Lord of the Rings with someone is so intimate I’m saving it for marriage

i dont trust people that hate dune part 1 and love part 2

me and the boys before THE ODYSSEY

"The Kids call it a Gundam, We call it the future of American warfare"

Naaaaaa Giornoooo

los angeles lakers bench player

“Ja said something about bringing his new shoes for Game 7 and I told him there won’t be a Game 7” STEPH SPITTIN 😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥🔥

Mesopotamia getting its water back after years of drought should be bigger news I feel like

“I want to talk about everything with at least one person the way I talk about things with myself.” — Fyodor Dostoevsky

Wrong. He faked his death and is now the Chief Baseball Operator of the Boston Red Sox under the alias “Craig Breslow”