I just saw an 8ft tall werewolf in a Patagonia jacket kill and dismember my neighbor

I am always interrupting the conversation to say “You are so pretty.” It erupts out of me. I’m the people’s boyfriend

Sometimes you should just be normal. Chloë Sevigny Little Flower for today

Floor tix for Geese secured . They are a good band

Giving advice like: Have you tried being kind?

I’ve got this guy at work who brings me cups of water. Didn’t ask but sure. Good strategy

Wearing somebody else’s fragrance for the day is soooooooooooo

I keep that travel toothbrush/toothpaste/mouthwash/floss on me

Emojis I am fond of 🦷🪢🧦🪱🫐🥞🥛🏹💌😛🔜♥️🃏

Hitting chest and thinking about all the mistakes I’ve ever made xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

There is humility in work and you should use heavier weight on those curls and I don’t want to talk with you anymore and I wish you’d go and I wish I’d go

The barter system is alive & well in my small, localized community. Mom’s Irish soda bread. Left with R’s favorite book

Friend 1 walked into Friend 2’s apt. The first thing Friend 1 said was “Hey, can I put some menstrual blood in your freezer?” Friend 3 told us he recites Beowulf to himself when he can’t fall asleep. Sometimes it goes on for 10, 15 minutes. Friend 4 just became a mail man.

I’m going to the Bill Cally show next week even though I thought My Days of 58 was very very mid

I need to study people who don’t find even a little joy in being scared

Just walked by a church with its windows open & instantly knew AA was in there from the sound of the claps. It’s a men’s meeting so I’ll continue on by