Punch each other you cunts!

Yewande waiting for someone to want her! #LoveIsIand #yewande #Getout

No place for this in 2019! #Spurs

Fuck 😂😂😂

This is what the Inter ultras call Lukaku

I might not get Coronavirus, but I’m pretty sure I’m going to get diabetes, or fat!

Got made redundant this morning. If anyone needs a pastry chef in the Kent tunbridge wells area (highly unlikely given the circumstances) lemme know. Would rather work for my money than go on universal credit. #kent #tunbridgewells #redundant

theargus.co.uk/news/18454647.… Piers Morgan Look at this!!!!!

Ok... I would like to give away 2 sets of my new A-Flow darts which I received today, please RT and follow DYNASTY_JAPAN if you would like to be in with a chance to win a set... thank you 😘... I will 🖊them if anyone wanted me too

COMPETITION TIME - 6 Talent Cricket Grade A disease vectors up for grabs. Great for Basketball and Tennis where handling a ball isn't a problem. To enter follow us, Re Tweet and Like this post. The draw, will be made on Wednesday 1st July. #onestopcricketshop #Goodluck

They’ve written this purely so people wil laugh and retweet haven’t they.

If Timo Werner scores first in the Chelsea game later, we’ll giveaway this CP Company jacket in a size of your choice! 😍 To enter: 1️⃣ Retweet this tweet 2️⃣ Follow @LabelMenswear

🚨 GIVEAWAY 🚨 I’ve partnered with Fanslide to give you the chance of winning a Mason Mount England shirt #ENG 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 All you have to do is: 👍 Like ♻️ Retweet 👉 Follow Fanslide 📅 Winner to be announced on Tuesday 6th of July Good luck 🤞 #ENGGER #InPlayFantasyFootball

It was Joe Root #ENGvSL block 24 row3 seat99

Two tickets for The Offspring tomorrow night, standing £50 #theoffspring #Offspring #wembleyarena

Need this on a flag really

I can no longer make Download tickets. 3 tickets for sale £150 each and will chuck in parking Download Festival

Surrey are going along nicely at Hove. 🌊 We're 148/3 at lunch, with Dan Lawrence (43 not out) & Ben Foakes (47 not out) going along nicely. Rory Burns (39) looked in terrific touch earlier, scoring some sumptuous boundaries. 🎬 🤎 | #SurreyCricket