Lea Michele has arrived at Balamory after misreading directions.

The queen sat in her palace on her golden throne, wearing her crown that’s worth 4 billion pounds. While in the same country, millions of people struggle to even feed their kids. The monarchy has no sympathy for you, nothing in common with you. They never have or ever will.

What are we meant to be mourning by the way? The thousands her family enslaved? The pedophile son she bailed out? The billions worth of jewellery she has that could eradicate child poverty? The mansions laying empty when our streets are full of homeless people? I’ll pass.

My Tiktok fyp is full of 1975 concerts and I love it 🥹

can’t believe some people get 2 full weeks off at Christmas every year, you are actually be living the dream

Alexa play 90s rave music

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

please stop vaping just smoke cigarettes I’m begging u

actions prove who someone is, words just prove who they want to be

praying for a solid night sleep as I simply cannot have another shitty sleep

Just asked the woman in Waterstones if Prince Harry’s book is available to download. She said ‘do you want the PDF file?’ I said no, that’s his uncle.

It’s jorts season soon

Wow January payday where the fuck you att

Hello Metropolitan Police I wish to report another crime.

Does anyone else drink squash? No one else I know does (yes dilute, diluting juice etc etc no discourse here pls)

Brendon Urie telling the band that they’re breaking up

do you ever listen back to voice notes that you’ve sent and think what the fuck are you even talking about? Just me?

Hi I’m selling two tickets for paramore In Glasgow next month #paramore #glasgow rt pls 🤝🤝🤝

she was so real for this

Sold my 3x early upgrade tickets to Ticketmaster Halsey Manchester back to badlands tour if anyone is looking for one #halsey #backtobadlands #badlands #manchester