" Brando ✌️ them some DSL's! I'd let those blimps blow me over!"

"i wish @hail3214 still went to lemoyne. #hottestfreshmanof'15"

" Whoever tweeted the Hailey Cleveland was the hottest freshman for class of '15 is on crack cocaine #rachetbitch"

" nicole shutowichs boobs >>"

" i would do very illegal things to lick gravy out of the great valley between @brimontaltos mountainous tits #thanksgivingpregame"

" Melissa masters is a dimeeeeeee!"

"- is a flat out sex kitten. I'd love to make her meow all night."

"Foery 404 is hands down the suite on Le Moyne campus, they know how to have a good time #whenyourereadycomeandgetit"

"Travis Burns is by far the cutest guy in Dablon"

"I want to have Mike Lupo sit on my face"

" I hate going to the library and my favorite IT cutie isn't there...@ProAwesome, why are you not in the library at all times? #notokay"

" Cara Cawley needs some birthday sex...any takers? She needs a #homerun #softballprobz"

"I want John Barlow to give me a titty twister"

" Stephanie Gonyea , lemme get it;)"

" lauren elizabeth has been begging for it since I first saw her, I want her to show me how much more fun blondes have ;))"

" Haley Quinlan is sooo hot."

" Colleen Byrnes, do you have a phone I could borrow? I need to call God and tell him one of his angels is missing #gorgeous"

"shout out to the hot asian chick with the big tits working at the library desk"

" everytime Danielle walks past me I just wanna push her up against the wall and get it #sexyaf"

" Timmy Beach. He makes me wet. Classy handsome guy with a killa smile ."