I just walked in on a stranger in an airport bathroom so that’s how my days going

Becca just casually taking Thomas to makeout after Tammy runs away crying #Savage #BachelorInParadise

Someone please deliver Honey Nut Cheerios please & thank you

Brunch is great until you’re drunk and hungover all within a 3 hour time span

Nothing worse than waking up to your drunken McDonald’s order hanging from your door handle. This happens to me far too often

Can we talk about anything other than gas prices. ANYTHING ELSE PLEASE

People often ask me why am I yelling but in all entirety it’s just my regular speaking voice. Sighs

me trying to figure out the timeline of when khloe kardashian and tristan thompson decided to have another baby via surrogate, when he got another woman pregnant, and when khloe found out about it even though it has no effect on my life whatsoever

i used to be young and cool and now when it rains i say things like “this is good. we needed this”

Katie loves playing the victim card. He can’t defend you because half the time you’re a bitch #VanderpumpRules #pumprules

Raquel confronting Katie for Scheana: #pumprules #vpr #VanderpumpRules

Please get Katie’s miserable ass off this show for next season or I will no longer watch it #vanderpumprules #Vanderpump

There will never be a better hype squad than the girls working the chick fil a drive thru

Okayyy but why is Kayla literally lurking around every corner WAITING to cause drama?!… #SellingOC

Katie is the most miserable human being on the planet and I’m boycotting #VanderpumpRules next season if she isn’t gone