Michaela van der Linden (@leileileibtc) 's Twitter Profile
Michaela van der Linden

@leileileibtc

29 yo wife / covid unvaxxed / meme expert / speak: broken spanish, dutch, eng, tagalog, cebuano

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calendar_today19-09-2018 17:54:50

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Dumb Bitch Capital, LLC (@dumbbitchcap) 's Twitter Profile Photo

An Au Pair is a broke usually hot 20 something year old girl with an accent who moves across the world to move into your house and act as an unpaid servant for access to a temporary visa. The male equivalent would be like moving Tom Cruise in his prime into your garage to work on

Rhodie (@rho_die) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My husband got the au pair pregnant so I got another au pair to deal with the baby so my eldest said I’m just feeding au pairs to my husband and I started crying

kt🧝🏻‍♀️ (@amishescapee) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is what I wore for my first day as an au pair. The wife asked me to meet her outside, she beat me up and told me to never return. Life is not fair

Michaela van der Linden (@leileileibtc) 's Twitter Profile Photo

3 of my filipina friends became au pairs in europe (sweden, netherlands and belgium) they're all in a relationship with their host dads now 🤣 the au pair whose host mom is a lawyer in NL, she married her host dad then switched her temporary visa to a resident permit (MVV)

Tao🇦🇺 (@jp20230630) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you are an immigrant like me from a non English background shitty country to Australia, leave your shitty culture back home. Do NOT take your shitty culture here in public because it’s just too ugly! If you prefer your culture, go back where you came from. As simple as that.

Brandon 🦂 (@exrhenum) 's Twitter Profile Photo

There are 1,400 empty church buildings in the Netherlands In Heerlen they turned one into a swimming pool In Arnhem they ripped out the altar to make room for half-pipes Others they turned into clubs, restaurants and gyms This country deserves absolutely nothing.

There are 1,400 empty church buildings in the Netherlands

In Heerlen they turned one into a swimming pool

In Arnhem they ripped out the altar to make room for half-pipes

Others they turned into clubs, restaurants and gyms

This country deserves absolutely nothing.
Neon White Rabbit (Backup) (@neonwhite91870) 's Twitter Profile Photo

India is the #1 ranked country for FRAUD. Even Indians that come to the US on STUDENT VISAS have been arrested for STEALING THOUSANDS from the ELDERLY. You can take an Indian out of India, but they’ll always be INDIAN, and scamming is part of their culture/who they are.

Robbert Leusink (@leusinkrobbert) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The Dutch built the world's first multinational corporation, sailed every ocean, created land from the sea, and wrote the foundation of international law... Engineers, seafarers, merchants, diplomats... Ask the average Dutchman what his culture is today He will say: Chocolate

The Dutch built the world's first multinational corporation, sailed every ocean, created land from the sea, and wrote the foundation of international law...

Engineers, seafarers, merchants, diplomats...

Ask the average Dutchman what his culture is today

He will say:

Chocolate
Mandate (@mandate2049) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is the average condition of Indian trains. Someone just pooped in the public sink. Street shitters shit wherever they go. So they always travel with poop around them.

chang (@uktujadirtrvg) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It's weird you can't sell your placenta but hospitals & labs can, to the pharmaceutical + biotech industry for big bucks... 1 placenta = $50k, global market = $4 billion in 2025. And they prefer C-section placentas so is it also weird that unecessary C-section rates continue to

Andy (@andreas_nigbur) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The Oil Lie Oil isn’t rare, it’s also not made from dead dinosaurs. It’s the 2nd most common liquid after water and is the Earth’s lifeblood. The scarcity myth was a Rockefeller lie to dramatically increase the oil price. The system tells you that oil is liquefied dinosaurs

Rothmus 🏴 (@rothmus) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It didn’t work in the Philippines. It didn’t work in Liberia. Because they aren’t Americans. The U.S. Constitution wasn’t imposed on a people. It grew out of them. It emerged bottom-up from American culture, values, habits, and institutions. No matter how brilliant its design,