Ohh I'm gonna be a bridesmaid!! yay!! Actually not yay....cause I need to get my but in shape...hmmmmmm Pilates here we go............

Abs are still burning...sneezing hurts. Too bad IcyHot is useless for sore abs... this must be a sign that I am pathetically out of shape

Yes, I know I look tired. Could you please tell me something I don't know? Yes, I look and feel terrible. Yes, I am very aware I look tired

Yes, I look tired!! I know that already. Please tell me something intelligent - quick- what's the capital of Antartica?

Okay. I just bought a can of compressed gas - u know the stuff u clean laptops with and the cashier carded me. Like hello? What's going on?

Like he asked me for my driver's license, almost apologetically Do I actually look like an 18year old who's going to get high on this stuff?

I wonder if there are any dream interpreters out there? Hmmm.

Need potassium. Muscle cramps suck.

I think my account has been hacked...oh dear.

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Thankful to be a vegan after seeing todays WHO report. Killing animals is totally wrong but it's bad for our bodies too. Applauding WHO.

@MummyTries JustGiving LeighKendall hi I think you have the wrong LeighKendall, I don't know what this is about. I'm a girl from NJ.

@AlexPaulFit MGMT Omg this looks super intense! I need to find a wall I can get dirty or the landlord wont be too happy

@AlexPaulFit WHAT THE HEALTH I totally agree with everything they said,& I'll also add plant protein is MUCH eaiser to digest than animal protein

@AlexPaulFit MGMT Lol tried in the kitchen wall & then tried the side of the oven..let me just say my attempt was pathetic at best

@AlexPaulFit MGMT Love your workout vids btw! Great stuff My friends do not really workout & so it is hard to stay motivated by myself

Definitely NOT flying on United Airlines ever again. After seeing what happened to that passenger. Horrible. Even animals are treated better

@AlexPaulFit You are super inspiring!! I don't think I'll ever need to buy another workout dvd ever again!

keziah daum You look beautiful! The dress was modest and classy and you looked great. Forget what the haters are saying!