Idea for a Netflix docu-series: follow the lives of priests who have been let go from churches for diddling boys, and have to earn their way at a small church willing to take the risk on them. It’s called “Last Chance Pew”

I want a lawyer.

A WALK-OFF BOMB SENDS AMERICA’S TEAM BACK TO THE POSTSEASON FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2001 SEATTLE THE WAIT IS OVER!!!

my gf introducing me to her parents: this is my emotional support dipshit me: you could’ve just told me I look stupid in this vest

Greatest fist pump in college baseball!! 🔥 Harley Gollert ORU Baseball

𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐇𝐀 𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐇𝐀 𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐇𝐀 𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐇𝐀❗️ #ORUBase x #GoldenStandard

A former Gov, and the best fist pump in college baseball, is headed to Omaha! This dude is as competitive as they come. So pumped to watch Harley Gollert pitch on the game’s biggest stage. #LetsGoPeay ORU Baseball

I want to start by expressing my gratitude to the coaches, players, alumni, and support staff of LC State. LC State will forever hold a special place in my heart. With that being said, I am excited to be joining the staff at WSU as the Director of Player Development! #GoCougs

I got a dog btw. He’s a rescue🥺. But sometimes I’m not sure if I saved him😌 or if he ̶ ̶s̶a̶v̶e̶d̶ ̶m̶e̶ ̶ ̶ just peed in the ocean and now owns 2/3 of the world’s surface😈

Austin Peay’s head coach Roland Fanning getting down in the locker room absolutely ROCKS

(smugly removing my glasses) im sorry, dont you mean girlnecology

This is my favorite joke from my Netflix is a Joke set

the plan:

Still one of the greatest posts of all time

When I took LSD as a teenager and broke out of my shell, I realized my life's purpose was collecting granular insights to enhance market penetration and strengthen brand equity in a crowded landscape

Them: What lvl Conspiracy are you on? Me:

Never seen a juke move in baseball like this… Shoutout Garrett Spain of the Biloxi Shuckers