ONE inkling of a toy story soundtrack and we’re talking about the oscar’s i’m crying

defense attorneys are not always there to prove their client’s innocence they are meant to make sure their client’s rights are being upheld. i blame cop shows for this

accidentally got rid of the singular eyebrow hair that makes or breaks whether my whole face looks normal

The thing about being in school pre-AI is that if you were cheating and plagiarizing back then, you still needed to know how to read and have basic comprehension skills.

I just want to point out.... The amount of money the United States has spent on war in the last 67 days, is roughly the same cost that Bernie Sanders proposed for universal college. So the real question is never can we afford it, it's what we choose to prioritize.

We, as a society, have taken two-factor authentication too far. Logging into my bank account and into my Chipotle account shouldn't be the same process.

The bar exam did its job. Three cheers for the bar exam.

Kim Kardashian finally found something that she can’t buy. It turns out that actually getting an undergraduate degree and then going to law school and then taking the bar is the way to go. Who knew? She’s taking a break from the bar exam (which is only held twice a year as it

i dislike prequels like this is bc they undercut the character development in the og. like if she experienced the same culture shock and learned the same lessons before why did she have to go through it again 4 years later

Elle Woods in Legally Blonde is the quintessential rich LA girl which is why Harvard is such a fish out of water experience for her… what do you mean she lived in Seattle

No, I don't accept this. Elle Woods has never set foot in Seattle in her life. Pre-Harvard, her entire life was Southern California. Just no.

Feel like the Bible is quite explicit on this one

kim kardashian failing the bar exam so many times that she gives up on being a lawyer is making me realize the american bar association might just be one of like three remaining institutions in the us that won't just roll over and give the exorbitantly wealthy whatever they want

Everyone talks about the male loneliness epidemic but no one talks about the hot, successful and smart girls who can’t find suitable partners cus dating in this day and age is equivalent to an involuntary check in at the mental hospital.

One thing about butterflies they do not fly in your house that’s a bug with class

those of us that still have the bird app can no longer reply to tweets. this comes up everytime. RIP. still not updating though fuck you elon.

Incredible tweet from Junior

Just rawdogging this app with no friends or gcs Or notifs

I love liking all the tweets of the person I agree with when I’m reading a Twitter argument. I hope it shows up in their notifications showing I liked all 7 tweets so they know I’m on their side