It’s my first day as a bird so I’m kinda winging it

'Not all men' but immediately you see a snake in your house, you kill it. Meanwhile only 20 percent (~600 species) of snakes are venomous and only 7 percent (~200 species) of snakes are able to kill a human. So why didn't you confirm if it's venomous before killing it?

not a fan of the tiktok genre i'm calling "i wasted some random working person's time for content"

Someone just called country music ‘farm emo’ and I’m dying

PLEASE give yourself the chance to meet someone new instead of going back to a person from your past who didn’t value you when they had you.

Men are not logical, they just lack empathy. This false dichotomy is successful because somehow men repackaged anger like it’s not an emotion.

"If Harris wins I'm moving to another country" Oh so you think people should be able to cross international borders to leave a political situation they don't want to be in? 🤔

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something please let me know 🙏

lmao. men are struggling with this tweet You’ve never seen a snake and thought, ‘not all snakes,’ and then stayed in the same space with it. Yet, you expect women to make exceptions when they’ve never lived a trauma-free life because of men.

As a doctor, I can confirm

Saved 25 boxes of perfectly good scholastic books from a terrible fate (dumpster) and going back tomorrow for another 30+ boxes! If you’re a teacher or child adjacent person in the Pittsburgh area and need FREE childrens books, hit me up!!!

My neighbor’s kid said hi but I couldn’t think of his name and said “Hi son of John” like some biblical dude

just saw a guy tweet "be a good kitten and behave for daddy" lmao bro have u ever met a cat??

My DMs are always open if you want me to ignore you there as well.

here’s a movie for 6 year olds from 1986 which opens with a depiction of the 19th century cossack pogroms of russian jews in ukraine

People are so fucking judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them

[pulling back my aggressive dog] sorry lol he can tell you were born out of wedlock

Do you ever look at someone and go “I’m so fucking glad you’re someone else’s problem”

i've been in a bad mood since i was 13 years old i think