Kids write jokes is the only reason to stay on twitter.

@MahiFX is hiring: linkedin.com/jobs2/view/521… come work with awesome people like me :)

Verifying myself: I am leebutts on Keybase.io. Xk2GypTP1Bx347KcQJDDyWV4LPD0QrhvIpFT / keybase.io/leebutts/sigs/…

So close! x.com/elonmusk/statu…

I'm sure Red Bull UK will approve of this! Sub 2:30 marathon dressed as Spiderman #givesyouwebs #spidermanworldrecord is.gd/VrlYQ9

Exciting! x.com/PressNewsroom/…

"In the internet of things nobody will know you are a fridge" Chris Burgess love that meme! #WPMelb

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When good Scrum Masters go bad #agile #scrum

Love Koenigsegg's engineering innovations, so many cool new ways of doing things x.com/koenigsegg/sta…

Great news for Nair Har ! x.com/nzPaulM/status…

I'm going to "Startup Weekend Christchurch - May 2016". See you there? eventbrite.com/e/startup-week…

C'mon Athletics NZ send Paul to rio!! #PalmyPaulToRio nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/art…

Athletics NZ - friendship, respect, excellence are the olympic values by the way, Paul Martelletti displays them all & more besides #palmypaultorio

New Zealand Athletics: Get Palmy Paul to the Rio Olympics! - Sign the Petition! change.org/p/new-zealand-…

@WOTSOWorkSpace David P. Novakovic (deeplaysit) funnily enough he's there trying it out the Brisbane office today!

Edible Park project is in the home straight but needs a shove to get it over the line. Jump in now! pledgeme.co.nz/projects/5055-… .PledgeMe #chch

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