Perfect essay to kick off the new year! Soooo excited to get my hands on the full memoir jami attenberg - this is such a great read 💥💥❤️💥💥

Seinfeld Today: Elaine spends six hours in a testing line, Jerry finds his new girlfriend less attractive with a mask off, George attends an anti-vax rally so he can get "super-immunity," and Kramer hoards rapid tests.

I’ll buy what Ewan McGregor is selling 💯💯💯 also I’m happily only watching #SuperBowl for the ads & don’t regret it 💋

How long is this coin base QR code ad? Way TOO LONG #superbowlads (still, I opened it up it was kinda intriguing just on too long)

I don’t know about those goats, awkwafina - can we all just fast forward life to when we can watch NOPE? #superbowlads

Ad Age gives Salesforce #SuperBowl ad 2/5 stars: So this is about "a tech billionaire (Marc Benioff, Salesforce’s co-founder/co-CEO) chastising other tech billionaires (Mark “Meta” Zuckerberg and space cowboys Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk) for not being, well, grounded enough"

Friday feels … 💖

Royal guard solemnly entering the corgi wing of Buckingham palace and weeping as they tie tiny blindfolds on the dogs they've got left

This. Sounds. So. Fantastic. Turn it up at home! (Love you, #HSB)

tweeting this USA TODAY graphic one more time while I still can

Jesus paying for his #SuperBowl Ad:

Ok that dog commercial made me cry 😭❤️😭❤️ #SuperBowl

Anyone need a 24k TRUFFLE TURKEY recipe? I gotchu - bravo to the copywriter who pitched Bougie Birds to the marketing team; quiet turkey luxury is trending reynoldsbrands.com/tips-and-how-t…

Thats me in the corner

Do you ever think that the answer to life, the universe & everything is ... finding the right meditation app?

Yaaaasssssss. Excellent view from the living room #hsbtv #hsb24

"After all, democracy dies in darkness, but resistance is futile." 😿 The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-s…

Dear Men, The women in your life are not okay right now open.substack.com/pub/deborahcop…

Do jokes about the incessant demands on feminine beauty help us today? Perhaps. Thanks The Belladonna 🇺🇸❤️🇺🇦 for keeping us laughing ✨

Do you know about the Invisible String Cheese Theory? It's VERY cool and completely real. 🧀🌌 Dig into this psychic phenomenon today ... you won't regret it medium.com/the-haven/the-…