when i find out my family ate something good while i wasn't around

tell auntie make a twitter

when I'm already in an irritable mood and someone decides to have zero common sense around me.

wingstop is literally hit or miss.. no in between

We gonna be reenacting Greys Anatomy

Me hearing that crunch sound when I vacuum up some crumbs 😩🔥

I remember they banned these in school bcuz it was that serious lmaoo

I love my man — he’s so clever and handsome, our love feels like home and yet I’m endlessly intrigued by him, he makes me smile and laugh like no one else can, he’s my blessing from above, my one true love; forever grateful and eternally thankful.

I be kinda jealous of people who be having hella content for the end of the month dumps. I be thinking like damn I barely did shit for 30 days but went to work

i’m up thinking bout a seafood boil

I’m so thankful that God didn’t make me allergic to seafood

happy birthday to a baddie, love u

i need a tj maxx shopping spree

this is what i be needing, just a little sip

a dog's sigh is so hilarious because wtf is stressing you