"I love roses. I think they look nice, they smell nice... They feel nice"

"I can't go to the school with my bra like that. No, you WILL know. One tit is up... and the other one is down"

"He phoned up to ask me 'Have you done our tax return?'"

"You didn't want to you told me you wanted to go rainbows. So that's why I cancelled"

"The people who own it are originally from Deliveroo"

"No it's not, I'm actually trynna change it" "You can't change your surname!"

"Like franchise... retail park... kitchens...?"

"Walworth? It's a bit rough round there, watch yourself! It used to be though, innit! Cheers bruv"

"I'm literally doubting my entire religious upbringing"

"And you were like waiting, and she was like..." "Waiting?" "Waiting, and"

"I remember ordering one after a night out once and it generally took an hour and a half"

"In through your nose, out through your mouth"

"He doesn't have the electricity in the house, he was eating some... he was eating some things"

"He think his house is being bugged... Yeah... Some people are coming after him"

"Once they recognise the symmetry they begin to see how it works!"

"The reasons I wear wings, the reason I wear wings right, is the same reason I carry a hammer"

"You still have a PS4 in 2022?! You still have a PS4 in 2022?! I don't wanna hear it fam!"

"This is my Zoom outfit"

"So for a number of reasons I decided not to come to Portugal next week. I'm quite distressed about my new job"