Sparks Beans BLASEBALL Hack: if You Yell "BIG HIT" Before You Swing the Bat, you are More Likely to Hit the Ball. This is called Setting Intentions and Wizards do it to Gain Power for Spells

alright here's the problem there's no special identifiers for what kind of events are what in the play-by-play data, so we have to use regular expressions and "Scores Baserunner" hits the one used in B-R for RBIs when they get out as an inning changes over

this is who we resurrected

Thinks about Sebastian Telephone getting left behind by the rest of the Hall Stars... #blaseball

Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮 Give her a bit.

Suggestion: the person running this Twitter should be Japanese to avoid tweets like this

Hey y'all, be sure to check which Tokyo Lift accounts you are retweeting. One of them is a great big ol' nope.

do not follow or engage with @/LiftTokyo we do not need reproduction of imperialistic imagery in blaseball participation

Ok, they haven't responded and haven't deleted the tweet, so let's just all unfollow "LiftTokyo" Cool? Cool. Also, they are -MOST ASSUREDLY NOT THE OFFICIAL ACCOUNT-

Siblings in the Mild Low, it's 👟 Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟 vs Yellowstone Magic #Blaseball #WhoseKicks #LeaveNoTrace

What if... hear me out... The star player on the Lifts was a cute sentient water bottle. #blaseball BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE

blaseball is a walking simulator

The 📱New York Millennials📱, on behalf of the 99% are suing BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE and The Coin for Wire Fraud, over their failure to implement Eat The Rich. (1/??)

pov: its fall 2020 and you are me #blaseball

the magic: welcome to the team! do you have any prior experience with, you know, the ineffable secrets at the shadowy margins of reality jaylen: ... jaylen: ... jaylen: some