It feels somehow scandalous that I can see all the way into his hip joint.

Megatron, dearest friend of mine, brother, I'm begging you to redesign your altmode.

( art commissioned from @/Pretentiousfork ) A memory I can't shake.

Well you're welcome into my bunk any time. 🌹

; yall can bother me any time, including DMs

;; because i'm totally not going to end up with 15 accounts again: which one would you guys like to see🧐

| reading from a card handed to him by a human, squinting | Merry Valentinés?

Got a date with me myself and I 😎

| watches the fountain foam in mild amusement |

Gladiator Pax |SQUINTING.| I'm placing you under arrest for the destruction of property. |Shit. Pax is big. Wondering if his cuffs are even going to fit.|

| looks down at Rodimus | No.

; I can't be serious to save my life lmao

Do I now?

POV, [reader] is tall

"𝘔𝘺 kink is you backing the fuck off."

"Ugh, he's back."