Zach Werenski. THE GOAT.

Not backing down. 🇺🇸

I hope Kesey Fitzsimmons goes back to law school!

Hi Japan, interested in visiting your county the first 2 weeks of August. Where should we visit?!

Good life lesson here. Imagine if the Allen County Sheriff Department had nipped Afroman’s chirps in the butt with some subtle sarcasm and just let it go like this guy here. 🤪😂

Candace should have been wearing a bun today

Does this fight make you respect Radko Gudas more for answering the bell? No chance he was throwing a punch in this one

When I interview candidates, my favorite question is: “What’s the last thing you changed your mind about?” It tells you a lot about how they think, learn, and grow. Drop your answers 👇

"There is a distinction between something being not proven, and making a positive declaration that the fact asserted is not true." 👏 👏

Jackson Blake (#53) was not called for a penalty on this play. The power play the #CBJ picked up a few seconds later was for a Logan Stankoven hook. The Nationwide Arena crowd was angry.

Hardest jobs in the universe: 1. Brain surgeon 2. Aerospace engineer 3. Teaching someone how to play Euchre

Pretty soon Marco is gonna be running the full government like it’s fantasy football — trump drafting him for every position. 😂

Hot take: Daniel Cameron for Attorney General. Young, sharp, actually has prosecutor + AG experience … and can communicate like a normal person.

Aristotle would say: “Happiness is achieved through virtuous activity in accordance with reason.” Theo Von would say: “Sometimes you meet a dude who got bit by life early… and he just be sittin’ there different.” …and weirdly, they’re talking about the same thing—just from

Theo Von is basically Socrates if Socrates had a podcast and grew up around guys named Rusty.

OH NO DETROIT! Flash backs of Kaprizov’s goal! Fantilli sends it to OT 🚨

Werenski forever & always #cbj

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For anyone who uses StubHub to buy/sell tickets, a cautionary post... I purchased four tickets to all three sessions of March Madness in St Louis on March 20 and 22 for $2000 total. When Illinois did not end up in the STL bracket, I sold the tickets on Stubhub on March 15...

Saw #Busboys and really enjoyed it. Reminded me of dumb & dumber vibes.