sabrina carpenter: so what's the joker? barry keoghan: he's sart of like an evil porson

barack o'starmer: uhh let me be keir

I am on my sixth minute uncontrollably laughing at this video so I might aswell share it with you guys too

I'm gay and fat

A hotdog named desire

when people get off the tube at Chancery Lane, I always wonder... where ARE you going?

trans person: im trans society: ok gay guy walking into the function: okay cuz THISSSS little piggy just got to the clerb bitchhhhhhhhh. Mike Tyson trying to say shrimp: Thrimp

Being bald on easter is so crazy like damn I'm the eggs

i have the sex appeal of tung tung tung sahur

moms text you like “please call ASAP” and then you call and they’re like “hello i am your mom”

I hate certain stops on the bus. Wtf do you mean you're getting off here bro are you fucked in the head