@ShepWithSchlong *she lets out a small scream in surprise as Shepard's hands on her buttocks tighten* Maybe I underestimated you, commander.

@ShepWithSchlong Someone clearly wants me right now. *she chuckles softly and blushes a little*

@ShepWithSchlong *she softly reaches forward to tangle their fingers together, holding Jane's hands tightly against her own* I'm not good >

@ShepWithSchlong > at talking about feelings but... I missed you too.

Why is there so much conversation about tentacle sex on my TL?

@ShepWithSchlong *she smiles at you* Maybe we should go to your room and... talk?

@ShepWithSchlong *she returns the kiss and smiles into it* I'm glad to hear that.

@ShepWithSchlong Already forgiven, Jane. And now take me to your quarters before I change my mind. *she pokes you lightly*

@ShepWithSchlong Bossy, are we? *she chuckles, while following you to your quarters and closing the door behind them*

#WomanCrushWednesday

@ashleyeffect Are you drunk again, Ashley? And I don't know what you want to tell me with this... I think I look magnificent as always.

#SeductiveSaturday

@ashleyeffect Not quite.

@ashleyeffect Do me a favor and sober up, Ashley.

@FornaxMagazine I think Fornax is talking about you two imbeciles Jack Nought and @ashleyeffect.

@ashleyeffect You did not sleep with me! And now I'd be thankful if you would stop that ludicrous accusations of yours.

@ashleyeffect I am calm, but you are clearly drunk, Williams!

@ashleyeffect *she rolls her eyes and walks away*

@ashleyeffect Are you serious? This is ridiculous. You are ridiculous.

Merry fucking christmas, bitches!