Feel like I'm a old man right now drinking bud light cans while given out Halloween candy #halloweenhating

Embarssed by my hockey performance #gettingtrashednow

Jt concert tonight Chuck Bernard @mcdev119 #dancefloor #vipsection

“Jay Bilas: First I bust a right, then I bust a left. Music’s so loud, I almost went deaf. I gotta go to work.”Dick Cheney is The Biggest P.O.S in US History

Currently en route to a holy grail of college basketball with my men Dick Cheney is The Biggest P.O.S in US History L.j Dave M Michael Inemer Jr. Anthony Sepielli #UNC

“Julie Henry: Chuck Bernard Daniel Burke I'm good - I'm sure there's someone else you can take #worstdateever”I'm available

Ahhhh I can't wait to get #foxydrunk tonight! Bryan Kalup

Can't wait to embarrass Daniel Burke on the dance floor tonight. #kocherwedding

Finished a combine 4-22 in my two fanasty leagues this year. Safe to say I need to rethink my strategy #bootygm

“UberFacts: Men take double the amount of selfies women do.”Bryan Kalup

“UberFacts: Watching too much porn can actually cause depression, anxiety and erectile dysfunction.”Dave M Ughh

@mattykocher what are you doing watching soccer. Get down south st and party bro

Single ladies of the twitter world be advised, myself @BJKollectchecks and L.j are officially on grouper Your welcome in advance

Michael Sam there was just a gay dude in our locker room at the gym, and I didn't feel uncomfortable at all #breakingbarriers

Anthony Sepielli L.j can't wait for the first annual Salem harbor golf outing

@mattykocher Daniel Burke bullshit

Joel Embiid is dangerously close to becoming a starter in this year's NBA All-Star Game. Let's make it happen! #NBAVote 1 Retweet = 1 Vote

🚨 1 RETWEET = 1 VOTE 🚨 #NBAVOTE Ben Simmons

If this tweet gets 500k retweets, Joel Embiid #NBAVote will lead all players in All-Star voting