Coworker: "smile!" Me in the most physical and mental pain a human can experience: 🙂

I had to give my name over the phone and he said "Z as in zebra?" And my brain froze. I couldn't think of what started with a V. I literally said "v as in velociraptor"

i don’t like having dinner i like having 900 calories of a chips or crackers at midnight

I need a pack of cigs and 3 days with no human contact

Cannot believe they call these things Cinnabons

In the tonka, taking the wock to poland

I literally no joke almost died doing the griddy

i love water

i keep my circle small 💯not by choice though, people do not enjoy being around me

Men should have a curfew

Me: 0 The stairs in my apartment: 1

Still so funny I used to just show up to high school like this

I know none of you know what this means but I heard silver scrapes live and took a picture with meteos

good morning babe i love you could you go fill up my water bottle

Here is a visual of every major geography term