Just another day and just another reminder to hug and remind the ones close to you that you love them.

Kind of wishing today was the day my phone decided to not turn on until 10 pm instead of Halloween 😶

Told my self yesterday I’m not drinking this week. I made it to tuesday. ALL ABOARD.

I truly don’t think anything pisses me off more than millennials

I am literally spending my night refreshing the tabs of my covid test results and the electoral college. I feel as though my life is in the hands of this refresh button.

I knew I loved Texas

In other fucking world news is anyone watching the bachelorette

Congrats to BIden good win, America has spoken. However, if I vote republican again in 4 years is CNN still gonna label me a racist homophobe? Asking for half of America.

I’ve been doing my best to stay out of politics, keep everything positive cause that is what the country needs rn. But what are we doing here? Masks or not? Doesn’t matter who won (unless it was the sox, celts or Bs winning a ship). Go home. Stay home. End the pandemic.

So... Make America Great Again?

Just bought a 50$ med surg book so I can study become a certified BSN RN, cause why not throw some more letters on the end of my name 🤓

Remember when I was asked on a date by a PGA tour player but was too drunk to participate.... ya well he’s currently leading leading the masters 🤗

My dog just farted and it smelt so bad to the point my body reacted in my sleep and I woke up

You think you might be overdoing it, dad? Russ, when was the last time I overdid anything?

2 pm and I’m craving a glass of wine and Christmas vacation ... not work

Morins was the same this isn’t good

Oh, the silent majesty of a winter’s morn...the clean, cool chill of the holiday air...and an asshole in his bathrobe emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer.