next time I move it’s to Arizona

y’all I checked my bank account today and I really have $5. god bless this mess

got paid this morning and spent my entire paycheck on a vet bill for my dog. bitch better stay alive to see another day or we’re both gone

bereal beinreal fucky tonight

men are not allowed in this country

genuinely don’t know how some girls are in and out of the bathroom so fast. i gotta sit on my phone for at least 10 minutes just to fuck around

“apple pencil was delivered” 🤝 “ipad arriving tomorrow”

Siblings can grow up in the same home, but can have completely different experiences of their childhood and views of their parents. HERE’S WHY 🧵:

ISO the will to live

If you care about woman’s reproductive rights you need to vote

one more inconvenience away from walking into oncoming traffic today

i’m mom, keara is the grinch

Lol i cannot

10 straightforward quotes on self-care: 1.

there should be a "take your friend to work day" so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories