guy who’s listened to 10 noah kahan songs: u have to listen to maine guy who’s listened to 100 noah kahan songs: u have to listen to this demo on tik tok he posted five yrs ago guy who’s listened to 1000 noah kahan songs: u have to listen to maine

This shit took me OUT

Porn on X is getting out of hand

this guy rules

I’m seeing words strung together that I’ve never seen strung together before

“Ohhhh you Pushing 30” chillin in my bed fuck niggas, yeahhhh go to war 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Low balling Morgan wallen tickets on marketplace

I wonder if they know that Rory is up by 6 after 36 holes

My mom didn't have to do me like that…

New move

Dude behind me at lunch ordered “The usual.” Got hit back with a “and that would be?” Has to be absolutely devastating. Can’t even imagine.

I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left

Me when I listen to Noah Kahan album

Bapple this, bapple that. I know what I’m welcoming summer in with. Ball up top.

My sleep paralysis demon

Going to see Kobe and shaq live for like $57

Look what my dad texted in the family group after he walked my sister down the aisle to marry her 5th husband

Was worth the mf wait too

This Noah Kahan tiny desk is nutssss