This is the exact vibe I’m hoping to achieve at all times.

i am rubbing my freaky little hands together like a fly

Nothing but heartbreak this week trying to get Sabbath tickets

me in public wearing a band tee after remembering the titles of their least popular songs in case i get asked to name five songs

Elmo is just letting you know that Elmo might be a little grouchy today. Naptime didn't go as planned.

why is catholicism so chic as a visual concept

This is what my posture is like

i wish i was one of those people with the mindset that periods are beautiful and part of the divine feminine. my period just makes me feel like dennis reynolds

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

“are you drinking cranberry juice because you have a uti?” it’s sad that in todays society a girl can’t enjoy a tart beverage made from an innocent fruit filled with antioxidants without being accused of something wrong with her. also yeah i have a uti

Do you ever see something written by a historical figure and just know in your heart that they would have been such a great poster

Dear Lord, may your loving hand guide Homer to the mattress, square and true!

Hot girls pass their driving test at 32 🚗

uniqlo kinda feels like government issued clothing but i love

This is what “women’s love language is not having to ask” actually means btw It doesn’t keeping score on chores, it means going out of your way to be kind and anticipate each other’s needs Relational, not transactional

i love when people say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe

Sleep Token is metal The 1975

i am rubbing my freaky little hands together like a fly