saw someone talk about how if Kim K, with all the money and resources in the world, can’t safely and simply divorce her husband without being harassed and stalked, then it’s about time we stop asking women in domestic violence situations the question “why doesn’t she just leave?”

I hate cover letters now that I have the experience under my belt. But the 2 hours I spent on a cover letter in 2016 got me where I am now. 2016 me was a 21 year old bartender, with no degree/experience and expensive taste. Landed a role with an NBC affiliate and made bank.

911 I need 2 tickets to paramour at 11am tmrw 🥲🥲🥲🥲

Hey Ludacris idk if u know this but a majority of your audience this coming Thursday are HR peeps. Can you please play Blueberry Yum Yum? I want to make my colleagues uncomfortable. Thank u

I have an opinion as a Floridian for 20+ years and a Texan for 17 days. It might break Twitter. Here it goes… HEB is better than Publix.

Lmaoooo LinkedIn CX just told me “section 4.1 in our service agreement states we cannot guarantee site functionality” when I reported a bug on SalesNav. Dude what... your whole revenue model relies on site access and functionality.

2019 me would be shocked that I’m living the life of my dreams rn.

Just signed for a cute little place in Mexico, going to be sipping on tequila and living life until I can’t stand eating tacos anymore.

Gonna live out my travel influencer dreams to my 51 twitter followers

I hate dating, it’s so embarrassing talking to these strangers. Gonna go DM my ex, brb.

i think maybe one part of breakups people underestimate is how people in love develop their own sort of language and a rich shared world of characters and motifs. & then when the relationship ends there’s a special loneliness in realizing you’ll never speak that language again

Thinking about the time that I let a man ruin a full day for me while I was on a boat in Bora Bora. Never again.

Me

Youre in her dm’s, im in Teresa Giudice’s wedding hair.

ABC you indeed got me good cuz i never in a million years would have guessed the F2 were gonna split an uber to their breakup/proposal together #thebachelor

the Applebees marketing exec watching Survivor rn #Survivor