The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so that people think you’re an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life

やあ人間、よくここが分かりましたね

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Who remembers The Outsiders? I heard "Stay gold ponyboy"🌟 on a podcast yesterday & now need an opportunity to use it Might have to actually talk to people, but in a narrow age range

Gray cat couldn’t believe that the black cat can also make that ekekekekek sound

Seattle’s June 26th World Cup game at Lumen Field could be getting a MASSIVE change. Trump reportedly asked FIFA to replace Iran with Italy… Egypt vs Iran could become Egypt vs Italy 🇮🇹

INBOX: Mayor Wilson says "all options are on the table" for taking "swift action to protect public dollars" after an investigation of King County Regional Homelessness Authority found major fiscal management failures. I've heard rumors that Seattle may divest from the agency.

oh my god. Can someone adopt this weirdo already please, she's gonna hurt herself trying to impress the masses friendsofbearcatrescue.org/adopt

Me: “Let me ask CatGPT” Them: “Don’t you mean ChatGPT?” Me: “No, I just ask my cat when I have a question”

Trent Reznor wearing a “Good Bush, Bad Bush” T-Shirt - sometime in the 2000’s

"i don’t have kids but im an ally" this is how im referring to myself instead of childfree from now on 😭

It’s true: people with autism are demanding to know what causes RFK Jr

Went down a rabbit hole just looking for the Nike logo to joke about the simplistic corporate motivational speak they think is so profound Unexpected knowledge👀

The discipline of Piers Morgan to just sit there silently for the excruciating 90 seconds of page turning without interjecting at all…props

Photographer Andy Harnik casually snapped pictures during the shooting incident without letting go of his bourbon.