Woo! Won tickets to the #Elysium premier (in Montreal). Gonna be good times.

If you like to have someone else's poop under your fingernails, then babysitting is the job for you! #delicious

I just learned that David Bowie once starred in an episode of SpongeBob SquarePants #yes.

@nathanrogers96 *Sobs over failed recordings*

Eurovision 1968 - Yugoslavia. Hauntingly Beautiful. youtube.com/watch?v=Y1Bdxw…

My mum said she was impressed with the number of lines I did today. #knitting or #cocaine ?

In Wes Anderson movies, even the nose bleeds are symmetrical! #TheGrandBudapestHotel

Being a woman is so exhausting that sometimes all I can stand to do is watch Orange is the New Black, eat chocolate, and pray to Amy Poehler

I think I've just discovered a dangerous way to fool my brain: if I knit while watching Netflix I feel super productive! Binging ahead...

While entertaining a group of 5 year olds, I tested their knowledge and asked them what mixing red and blue got you. Best answer: THIRTEEN!!

Blog Wrath Judy Joanne Hussey @RobertNDP @HalifaxPride Yes. Compulsory homosexuality. You caught us.

@ispymirnas_hat Hire me! 60$ and hour, baby. Also thank you.

mormon drinking game: watch Pride and Prejudice and take a shot every time someone says "fax machine."

Is your tinder profile REALLY the place to show your sympathy with the french people?

Went to an anti-police brutality protest so I could get some interesting bruises that I could post on instagram

I made a song! Salvation : m.youtube.com/watch?v=2GpdoR…

I'm such a creature of habit that I continue to lock my bike to the same post, even now that its inhabited by colony of wasps

.BIXI Montréal Bixis are the cholesterol that clogs this city's arteries r.i.p. bike paths