Because I'm not a dick

bdsm stands for Bees Do So Much for the environment

In the bathroom at the coffee shop this morning, my six-year-old said, “daddy what does that sign say?” I read, “Pregnant women should not drink alcohol.” She said, “What about pregnant men?“

My life’s goal

I feel like a proud mother, Ophelia is so excellent

.Ophelia is such a sweetheart and a bright light in the language community, always building others up online when so many people tear others down. Her encouragement always warms my heart. She has studied a number of languages and given talks. #WomensHistoryMonth

If I could give a little advice, this white font on such a busy background really does make it difficult for the reader. Also it's not altogether clear what the point of the orange is. Lose the orange.

I present the most wholesome youtubers Ophelia & Emma Angeline

Came across this beauty when shopping for a coffee table #art #cansomeoneexplainplease

This is why Cardinal Wolsey was overthrown

Bonus life advice from Kafka when working on an essay #exposed

I like to think I don’t have an addictive personality and then I remember sugar and caffeine

Correct but disappointed in the lack of gay sim giffage

‘Vincent River’ at Trafalgar Studios is a must watch. @ThomasMahy and Louise Jameson were completely captivating. GO SEE IT IF YOU WANT AN ACTING MASTERCLASS!!!!!!

my white blood cells fighting off a cold x.com/scammedmygrann…