When I worked at a One Stop, we had 4 massive signs on the door & the door was locked as we’d had a break in. People still continued to push the door & ask if we were open - those 3 signs will not be enough 🙂

This too shall pass, but what the fuck

Not sure why I’m sitting at work researching how much it costs to fly first class when I can barely afford my economy class flights 🫠

Pretty much laughed the entire way through this film 😅

It’s only Tuesday and I’m so over this week already 🫠🫠🫠

Booking the tattoo 🙂 Getting the tattoo 🙃

to be considered without having to ask

we should introduce the opposite of a jaywalking fine in london where people who stop dead in the middle of oxford circus should be sentenced to prison for one year . u want stillness so bad sit there n think about it

More than a few hours sleep every night would be nice please

Just spent £17 to get 4 different types of drinks delivered to try and cure my hangover 🫠

Favourite hobby of Thailand so far is getting emergency drunk toasties from 7/11 and I’m not ashamed

“why am i not losing weight?” the 2500 calorie snack i didnt count in my app:

i have been spending a lot of money lately which is unfortunate for someone like me who doesn’t have a lot of money

Petition for it to be illegal to fall asleep in public if you snore 🙃

i saw a girl on tiktok who said “accountability is so important to me. nobody’s perfect, but don’t try to flip the script and make my reaction the issue when your actions lit the match” felt this to the core.

normalize seeing someone’s lack of effort as their lack of interest in you regardless of what they tell you

NIGHT ONE Cardiff 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 04.07.25 #OasisLive25

Having big regrets not buying more skincare when I was in Korea because this stuff is the best I’ve ever used 😅