One year since I graduated- I’m a bartender and nanny who wants to eventually become a tattoo artist, neither which require or benefit from having a degree and I’m over $125,000 in debt 🤩

occasionally u must wake up in the middle of the night and drink water from the straw of your hydro flask with the intensity of a hamster who’s just done 2 tough hours on the hamster wheel you know

Happy pride month the the lgbt community and Stanley Tucci.

i'm both a "fast replier" and "never replies" type of person. it depends on my mood and who u are.

I have been vegan for 7 years today- all because I saw a buzzfeed video where people tried to go vegan for a week/ month and sucked at it and I took it as a personal challenge to do it longer than they could 💀

It makes me incredibly sad that I probably won’t be able to participate in a single pride event this month

Not Twitter congratulating me on getting a lot of views on a tweet despite no one interacting with it 🥴

You cannot tell me this isn’t the cutest bathing suit set.

How am I standing like that? 😭

Does anyone else’s high school English teacher swipe up on all of their Instagram stories or is it just me?

Having a conversation with me over text is unbearable, Im literally embarrassing reading back my responses to people.

Every time I get a new tattoo, I hate my body a little less. I will never understand why people hate on others for decorating their bodies with art.

Been in Texas for less than one day. Haven’t met a cowboy yet but I did meet a misogynist

why are 99% of relationship fights actually just this tho

I literally go for “smoke breaks” and drink water and spin around a couple times outside lmfao

*spends $80 on flowers at trader joes* cashier: any special occasion? me: it’s leo season

Here to remind you all that I’m hot even with mono and covid

Not my 3 year old niece seeing a Snapchat story of a gay girl from tinder and asking me if it was my ex 🥴