theo von is 45 years old and cosplaying as a college freshman who will die of alcohol poisoning in his sophomore year

This is about Israel

Trump and Hegseth parachuted Chuck Norris into Tehran and he was killed instantly. RIP

Wildly hilarious to me that the only people I’ve seen saddened by chuck norris’ death are netanyahu and my dad

Almost whipped out my Bonaparte.

Imagine you’re in a bad at reading the room competition and your opponent is Josh Shapiro

Good thing this was the worst airborne tragedy we saw that year

florida doesn’t allow fraud is an all timer lol haha

lol i can’t believe they created a dog whistle award to give him. what a bunch of dorks

I dropped a screenshot of this in my dnd group chat and just walked away

America 250 good vibes might be the funniest thing ever typed out good god lmao

Artemis II is a great reminder that we still don’t need Elon for literally anything.

This is about Israel

Imagine launching this bad boy into the nearest AI data center

OSINTdefender if I was JD Vance I would just kill myself. Probably the only thing he could possibly do right in his life.

"You know, I'm something of a doctor myself."

Incase anyone was still wondering what a Hillary Clinton administration would’ve been like

Jd vance is a veteran in the same we he is a son and vice president (drug mule)

She literally jerked a guy off in public at a Beetlejuice musical

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