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New algorithm for folding pants. Expect to increase efficiency and precision.

As expected pants-folding efficacy has dramatically improved.

Had calculated pleats as simple linear folds, but they are complex recurved shapes more akin to a portion of a toroid. back to the ironing board!

turbulence introduced by pleats is causing the algorithm to break down.

The solution is based on this equation set but it must be recursively generated. (1) x=(c+acosv)cosu (2) y=(c+acosv)sinu (3) z=asinv

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One hundred years ago, laundry was a manual activity. Imagine bending over a huge wooden basin, scrubbing your clothes across a washboard, with cold water and soap made from rendered whale fat. #NeverAgain

All of humanities greatest failures can be measured in neglected, unwashed laundry.

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