(Choking on a spliff cause I'm a big pussy) Nah nah I'm cool man. This shit must have a curse on it. A hex.

Happy birthday John Brown

internet hall of fame As soon as someone is born, a snail is released. We simply don't know when it will reach us.

Rip Unabomber. You would have loved funko pops

Again, RIP to them people. But this will forever crack me me up.

Pro moves

Soon as I get out of the submarine :

companies love it when you end an ad read like this

david attenborough: [mumbling] skip. i dont like this animal. skip it.

hell yeah Chicago

i get the same feeling looking at this as I imagine a religious person does looking at an image of Christ on the cross

“Did you really lose 100 games in a season you were trying to compete?” White Sox:

Just told me 10 year old daughter about Kissinger. She had tears in her eyes. Then she did the Wakanda forever pose, said Wakissinger forever, and started carpet bombing Cambodia, which is the sort of pop culture crossover i can celebrate