Picture yourself in a boat on a river With tangerine trees and marmalade skies Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly A girl with kaleidoscope eyes

the californian brain is so powerful. arrive at in n out in the world's largest parking lot and there is a line of cars triple snaking to go through the drive thru. walk in to a total of three people. they can't conceive of getting out of the car!

83 Percent of ShotSpotter Alerts Might Not Have Been Gunfire at All hellgatenyc.com/nypd-shotspott…

hm interesting…

snoopy image of the day

Merlot? I never heard of it. Did they just invent it? #Seinfeld S07E11 - The Rye seinfeldism.com/s07e11-the-rye…

The most New Jersey 2024 scandal ever: Rep. Josh Gottheimer, running for governor, faked his Spotify wrapped list so he appeared to be a Springsteen super fan, h/t Taniel - nj.com/entertainment/…

Giving Charlie Brown Christmas a jazz score is probably one of the top 10 decisions in human history

The story of the past decade in politics is the Democrats losing to Trump twice despite big advantages because they were seen as the party of the status quo. That was their biggest problem, beyond ideology. Both polling and results tell this story.

This is unreal: “he has good days and bad days”—in the SPRING OF 2021

Would be cool to see this photo of Rickey Henderson retweeted 1,406 times

Would love to just grab a beer with this dude

I saw norbit alone in theaters when I was 11 and it made me cry because norbit was so kind. I saw it again with my mother because I assumed she would also cry at norbit’s kindness

All of my emails just disappeared into a whiteness as profoundly & fatally white as the great white whale that sank the Pequod. Entire account just expired as if it had never been. Ominous sign for my 2025.