I love the Internet.... x.com/samuelgrubbs1/…

I’m the John Stamos of Dad Bods. x.com/_gracellen/sta…

Because Trees aren’t Assholes. x.com/jonnywishbone1…

Poor Canada. x.com/timrunshismout…

Middle act RichVos thinning the herd of the few real fans he has #LilFingerJew #SlobberMouth #WakeUpBonYouCanDoBetter

Tucker was 222 for 222 in extra points before that.

newsweek.com/are-koreas-fin… Suzanne Coe something positive from The White House Donald J. Trump

#RDR2019 In Afghanistan? instagram.com/p/B1BWyQblIy_/…

So glad there were no smart phones when I went to college #GoTigers #LSU instagram.com/p/B1BYlFul3-z/…

HEY NORMA TORRES (D) from California....Why don’t we worry about our homeless veterans as much as we worry about immigrants? Veterans sign on the line willing to give the ultimate sacrifice. They deserve to be cared… instagram.com/p/B1JKuTKFNuq/…

Pray for our country. 🇺🇸

“When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say."

Success is like being pregnant, everyone says congratulations but no one has any idea how many times you got F**ked.

I felt like feeling a thousand years old, so here's the age of the cast members of Cheers when the show debuted in 1982:

Hey Zatarain's didn’t realize you can get your product in different levels of heat. #QualityControl?

I swear, I can kick as good as the Dallas Cowboys kicker.

Get ready for a window into our bodies like never before. This is the future of biowearables. This is the future of health. – via #WIREDHealth abbo.tt/3pcD4my

The Steve Gleason - "Live Impossible" fam came ready for Halloween 🎃👻

Dear newly sworn in city officials. I didn’t hear a single 28-3 reference in your speeches. You already suck.