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Big Oil

@largepetroleum

PSU alum | longest running trapper of the year | fuck clete blakeman

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calendar_today08-02-2019 01:26:13

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currently looking for an obese 5’7 mannequin so I can proudly display my outfit from watching Super Bowl LIX on TV in the living room. Will look fantastic next to my 7 framed Goose posters and should really tie the overall feng shui together

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Laid waste to the back 9 of the K Club’s Palmer North Course after a front 9 that was the worst performance here by an American since the 2006 Ryder Cup

Laid waste to the back 9 of the K Club’s Palmer North Course after a front 9 that was the worst performance here by an American since the 2006 Ryder Cup
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one of many times that I have been proven extremely right by history but potentially the only time it happened live on national TV

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I legitimately cannot believe he just did it again!! Just wait until the round is over, how can you possibly be that hungry?