* What're ya buyin'?

* isn't this the chaos you're so fond of?

* ...? * ...AH- drat, right. apologies my friend. I was... thinking of something else. * how about this. "Now's your OPPORTUNITY to purchase a dark burger."

* making a few extra dark dollars on the side can't hurt, can it? hee hee... * you? want to sell?? well well. why don't we do a little trade? what've ya got?

⌀ : 𝑺𝒐 𝑰 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏... @Lightners_SOUL Hope y’all happy to be part of this

// will be responding to things a bit later! not feeling the best rn. but thank you for the mentions <3

* ...interesting. [ eyeing the buttons. seems that's caught his attention. ] * two buttons land you one darkburger. does that sounds fair?

* we got [ The Seapkeeper slams a tray on the table. ] * ...a tray. nothing on it. no magical properties. just a tray. use it how you see fit. a shield? perhaps a sudden job opportunity to work as a waiter? who knows...

* ...really? why, i thought nobody would ever actually take an interest to it. * you seem quite eager to get your hands on it. 40 darkdollars, sound fair?

* a... a hundred?! [ The remaining eye blinks a couple times confusedly before Seam breaks into a smile. ] * well, if you insist on bargaining... 60 darkdollars. what say you?

[ A tired sigh from the magician, the best attempt at holding back a laugh. ] * suppose that works too. fascinating how you can sell my own wares better than me.

* a- [ ...just. Staring. Button eye whirring a bit. ] * ...my friend, you're makin' it out to be much more than what it's really worth... well, you do you. can we settle back on 100?

* for the master of puzzles himself? why, it'd be terribly wrong of me to sell at its original price. i'll give a discount of... let's say... [ Taking the tray back. Ripping off the "80" price tag. ] * ...90 darkdollars.

* thank you for your ah... enthusiastic... patronage. [ Exasperated sigh as the tray's handed over. Suppose this could be counted as a tip... ...an.. overly generous tip, but nobody would have to know. ] * anything else you would like? on the house. for a first-time buyer.

* hey, it still got ya to pay, didn't it? hee hee... * old habits die hard. i was just joking. you castlefolk are still fun as ever to mess with. * i see why j- [ ...a pause. the smile is quick to drop and the button-eye starts whirring. ] * ...60 darkdollars.

* alright, alright enough jev, you're gonna- aLRIGHT. [ Quickly grabbing a lantern before the sled crashes into it- holding it protectively. ] * gonna have nothin' to sell at this rate, do it outside!

// this account is doing 50x better than i expected wtf you guys really like the magician cat don't you

// coughs HI I EXIST just been busy cause i put off work for too long and now i have several new formulas due next week but I'll be back at some point again like last time ok goodb y e

[ Heaving coughs, shaking dust off himself. ] * ...no rest for the morally-gray.

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