don’t say "this man looks gay". say "this man has an elegance to his heterosexuality"

Come w your shit together I like to ask for #stuff

Clemente Almanza Mike That's why he won... Cuz he the birthday

MY LIFE ISN'T INSTAGRAMMABLE, HOWEVER, IT IS TWITTERABLE.

recession in decatur

i keep gettin compliments left and right in the airport bout my hair 🥹

look so good i’m off the leashhh 🦋 #IFINALLYGRADUTED #theeilove 💙💙

IG looks like a dying mall

Nah nah, there’s a level of ass in music right now that has never ever existed

“fucking for free” always rubbed me the wrong way. is this a transaction ?

Lego King 𝓽𝓭𝓭𝔂 🐾 Hear that kids, smoking makes you suck dick

I'm too sensitive for talking stages! like if you woke up before me why didn't you say good morning first.

Pregnancy is beautiful and should be cherished unless you my hg if you MY hg and pregnant you need to go to the clinic

#NewProfilePic

i blacked out last night , missed work this morning and i’m still hungover😪

just hat a dream that i was pregnant #ew

I feel bad for them folks on that cruise. I really do. But baby they can’t come off that ship I’m so sorry.

You’re insane if you think I’m choosing seasoned ground beef over tacos al pastor

pay for these tacos and tequila nigga