I guess they should be known as the Bronzers from here on out

Guaranteed to contain at least 25% real meat, or your money back!

I think we’re all ignoring the possibility that the lizard may have slept with the squirrel’s wife

Amazing energy

Is this from a truckers nightmare or something?

Man to therapist: “Doc, my penis is tiny, and girls laugh” Therapist: “I have an idea…” The result:

Ladies and gentlemen, the future of schooling

Ouch.. just ouch….. x.com/bricsinfo/stat…

How can I answer this? I can’t even tell what she’s cooking, how am I supposed to know if I want it?

I don’t know… I think the hair looks different

Imagine being reincarnated as a snail but somehow retaining your memories. You’re trapped in a tiny body, struggling day after day to survive as someone’s play thing. You finally gather up the courage to end it all, and climb up to the top of the tallest structure available to

I’m sure she would appreciate it more if you move her to a non-impoverished American village…

Imagine a giant sea monster reaching out of the sea and grasping you, briefly pulling you under the water to have a look at you, before discarding you back on land to go about your daily life

It was watching its weight, so it was trying to avoid small snacks…

In the future, kids in FPS game chats will be like “hey no fair, no neural interfaces”

We’re gonna have to pick up a new name.. I propose Pusmator

Oh Canada….

On the bright side, I bet there’s going to be some great deals on resorts coming up soon