“Keep your head clear and know how to suffer like a man.” — Ernest Hemingway

Evaluation day today ima dedicate this joint to my manager

Apple's new devices, Nothing's Tech... while Xiaomi does these.👀

when you realise the eraser dies slowly because of your mistakes

“Where do you see yourself in 5 years?” Me:

“Ask them to upload their resume. Now make them type all the same information again. Now auto-reject them from a noreply email in under two minutes.”

Everyone asks what I did at work today, but nobody asks what work did to me today. 💔

2026 vs 1990 😅

There won’t be a second date but at least she now knows why the Strait of Hormuz is a major choke point for global oil supply

"I'd do anything for my mom" Same person as soon as Mom asks him to wash plates:

Me when my therapist tells me the feeling that something bad is gonna happen is called anxiety and not spider-sense

Day one of GALXBOY 🇿🇦 at ComplexCon Hong Kong 🇭🇰 GALXBOY - THAT'S CULTURE. galxboy.com

This is dope

You reap what you score. Kevin Durant

Land Rover Defender 🤯

It can take a lifetime…

Toyota Land Cruiser FJ Nature Explorer

My face when the company's new hire said he left his last job because of the tox!c environment

Nano Banana smart prompt: Branded merch mockup Prompt 👇