It’s toast for you.

Here's what the UK's new electoral map would look like if a general election were held today, according to the latest PeoplePolling poll.

Boris Johnson has done the country a service by inviting so many of his colleagues to publicly endorse him in a way that places their poor judgement and stupidity on public display to their constituents. May it never be forgotten.

Let’s not forget what really happened

“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

Notable that the Conservatives only use the word “millionaire” as an insult in the case of footballers or people in the creative industries. Otherwise they are forever keen to cast themselves as the party of aspiration and wealth-creation.

Half of British television always starts like this.

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Conservatives hit 1,000 losses LAB: 2,552 (+505) CON: 2,172 (-1,005) LDM: 1,548 (+402) GRN: 450 (+230)

Word of the day is ‘snollygoster’ (19th century): one who abandons their principles for short-term gain or power.

Sigh.. we’re not helping ourselves.

Not appreciated at work? Join a union.

LATEST SEAT PREDICTION: RUSHCLIFFE LAB GAIN FROM CON Ruth Edwards ex MP 🦙 🦙Commentary MAJ: 16.1% [UKPR Default] pollingreport.uk/seats/E14000908

Can I just say. There’s nothing better than Test cricket. It’s still not too late to protect it. #tailendersoftheworlduniteandtakeover

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The national service we need from our young people is to vote for change on 4th July. 🗳️

When I’m on my little rowing boat with the kids, I give them all grand titles to try and keep them vaguely interested as we paddle to nowhere in driving rain. One daughter is ‘boatswain’, another is ‘air boss’ and my son is ‘Master at arms’

Nottingham Forest are magic. ❤️

Britain faces a simple and inescapable choice - stability and strong Government with me, or chaos with Ed Miliband: facebook.com/DavidCameronOf…