North Wales bound - heading to the Mothership for my birthday weekend ❤️

Watched the Wales v England game in a bar in Florida… played Engerland. 👏👏👏 on the next screen was US vs Iran game. The tension was high lol! Played, US… 👏👏👏

Just been talking to a bloke about the World Cup, he asked me to name three Qatar players. I said Jimi Hendrix, Noel Gallagher and Slash… 😂

Nothing personal England, but given the rubbish weather, I’ve just extended my stay in Florida by 4 days!!! Should be warmer by then!! See you next week Blighty! 👊😂🤣😂🇺🇸 🇺🇸🤩🧘‍♀️🚴‍♂️🏝️⛱️ Thanks virginatlantic for the easy switch around 👍

James Jordan Helen Skelton Gorka Marquez True talk. Whoever wins is the right one… I just hope it’s Helen and Gorka has been great. Whatever happens… she’s won.

Merry Christmas week from #Cancun 🇲🇽 #luckygirl #builtinbeerholder

I arrested a bloke over Christmas for stealing chocolates; he was fortunate to receive a wafer-thin sentence - He got ten days in jail but was out after eight 😁

My second week of unemployment is panning out quite nicely. Netflix and a box of family circle biscuits in front of the fire is the order of the day… New job starts next week and am looking forward to getting stuck into it - but for now a well deserved post-Mexico 🇲🇽 chill 😎

I’ve seen a lot of FB posts recently about reconnecting with ‘lost’ friends - ‘put your finger here cut and paste this’ etc… No need for that folks! Just wait for Utd to beat City and BOOM 💥 all your ‘lost’ friends turn up en masse!!!!! Welcome back y’all!!! 😂🤣😂🤣 #LFC ❤️

A dark day in Policing today. I’m deeply saddened.I confess that I cried reading the article. Tears4 the women that suffered & their families. I feel for the many great officers that do a great job whilst this awful vile disgusting evil being preyed on women.Sorry 😥Metropolitan Police

How.many times you gonna use the seventh count 😭😭😭 United are in the mud after conceding 7 goals to Liverpool 🤣🤣🤣🤣 x.com/NVSEvade/statu…

1883 Blubbering wreck. It’s like little house on the prairie with a cruel, sadistic twist - but I just can’t stop watching it… 😭🤠😭😭🇺🇸🇺🇸 #1883

Anyone else still hearing the Finland 🇫🇮 #Eurovision song in their head?? Just me? Cha Cha Cha 😂 🙌🙌 #ItShouldHaveWon 🥳🥳

Ahh, a lovely surprise to click on the link in this tweet to find that it’s my own #FirstBorn ! Great photo Jaymo! ❤️

Dear Gett you charged me £67 for a cab that had £29 on the meter from Euston to Gloucester Rd tube. I won’t be using your APP again and I hope everyone reading this knows what charges to expect - thanks for your reply- now deleting the APP - have a great day my friend

Am extremely proud of my #FirstBorn - after 4 years of hard graft at #ItaliaConti he’s now ‘out there’ in the acting world, having just been signed up by Chloe Storey Management Go smash it Jaymo!!! #LivingHisDream ❤️ 🎭 #JimTracey

If a man had to undergo surgery to have their testes removed (which would mean they wouldn’t produce testosterone), do you think they would leave hospital without a hormone replacement plan? Of course they wouldn’t! The menopause, and women’s health generally actually, is hugely

Best use of the word ‘twatted’ - ever! 😂😂

#FACup #LIVSOU #LIVSOT I'm quite impressed by Samuel Edozie's skills this evening. If only his first name was Fandab, eh? Imagine the potential headlines 😉