This photo deserves a Pulitzer.

Tap to pay is a symptom of a feminized society. You should be penetrating the chip reader

If I had been taught in primary school that Amelia Earhart died because men ignored dozens of distress calls from her, that would've been a lot more helpful to my life than growing up scared of the Bermuda Triangle. smh

Corporate life is 10% doing your job and 90% aligning, syncing, touching base, and circling back

nothing ruins a person with ADHD's day like a 3pm appointment

any. new bags yo’ure working on Ziploc

You wanna come to my wedding? All you need to do is book a flight, use a week of PTO, buy new outfits, get a hotel room, donate to the registry, and contribute to the honeymoon fund. Let me know thanks!

A random MNF game in the middle of October would go fucking crazy right now

fade into you…

gonna play the heck out of GTA 6 simply because of its status as a cultural artefact: the final big game built before LLMs no-one will ever invest this much in a game again, no software will ever encode this quantity of hands-on human labour again. the last of the great pyramids

me driving home after Captain America used my door as a shield

Chernobyl aired 7 years ago today It stands as the second highest rated show of all time on IMDB with only 5 episodes

kim kardashian failing the bar exam so many times that she gives up on being a lawyer is making me realize the american bar association might just be one of like three remaining institutions in the us that won't just roll over and give the exorbitantly wealthy whatever they want

every school should have a "fix-it lab" where students learn to repair their clothes, bikes and electronics. we should grow up knowing that not everything is disposable, that care and repair are part of living well on this planet.

How did it end up like this?

I can’t believe I’ve lived long enough to watch the full reproductive cycle of an iPod nano

When’s Derek gonna shave his mustache