I even get overwhelmed by making decisions about fun things

Me: wow, I’m feeling really happy and content right now. Brain: something bad is about to happen.

I didn’t truly appreciate Tarzan until adulthood

The sun always seems extra bright when I leave the gym. Like I walked out of a movie theatre or something.

French fries are my happy place.

When you’re high heels make your legs too tall to cross under the table…

Realizing you can’t afford a new car so you just get yours detailed so it at least smells like a new car

How is it that I am so freaking organized at work, but my actual life is a hot mess?

Walmart put my loaf of bread in a bag with a jar of spaghetti sauce so you can imagine how that turned out.

Anxiety is checking your alarm 5 times making sure you set it for AM and not PM

I’ve always had issues asking for what I need. Unless it’s french fries. I have no problems asking for french fries.

I read today that certain decision making parts of your brain don’t develop until you’re 25 and damn if that doesn’t make a lot of senses!

I go to the gym so I can beat up the assholes that stare at me at the gym.

I just spent $12 on a sweater for my dog…

What’s the point of hoodies without pockets

Companies that list positions as “entry-level” and then require 5 years experience…

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The job interview sweats are a completely different level of sweat.

I’ve decided that my love language is my bf cleaning up dog puke at 2am.

I love walking into a gym full of women. Like, yeah girls, we’re gettin it done today!