They’re laughing at Trump’s alleged measurements on MSNBC

Seriously had this happen to me so many times today!

waking up on a Monday

I've been binging MasterChef & MasterChef Junior and Christina Tosi just wardrobe is just to die for!!!! I can't focus on the food Christina. I just want to shop the whole time I watch. Killing it in the kitchen and the wardrobe! And to think we are the same age! 👏👏👏

Right now, a white person is planning a costume for tonight that's going to ruin their whole future. 💀😂🤷🏻‍♂️

I have no problem with DUA LIPA, except she framed me for murder in my dream last night. Not cool! #IDidntDoIt #Itwastheonearmedman

Can't believe I'm admitting that Paramount+ is actually good at one thing. ABC made it so hard to view the #Oscars when you cut the cord. Missing the Oscars for the first time 😭#FuckayouAbc

Yay! Thank you streamers. Thanks for bringing me my #Oscars!

“Hey, let’s switch our taping day to Saturday, no big news ever happens on a Sunday afternoon.” — some idiots.

How to respond to your neighbor's weird Trump and Vance yard signs 😂

And one day your kid comes home singing 🎶

Sounds like someone has concepts of a plan for how to get the youth vote…

Imagine thinking….checks notes….Taylor Swift fans…don’t know how to wait in line.

Dear Football fans and Swifties, this is a safe space. Why does this bother so many people?

This is yet another good example of why men are too emotional to be in leadership.

Elon rn

I hope Kamala Harris has a giant glass of wine in one hand and her phone in the other right now.

I know we're having fun, but imagine how much MORE fun it would be to live in a functioning democracy where two fragile billionaires crashing out didn't impact, say, rural hospital closures.

Now, more than ever