TE AMO LENA DUNHAM

nothing beats a jet2 holiday

Un disney adult clonó mi tarjeta de credito para pagar disney plus chsmm

bro my best friend since we were kids just got married and didn’t tell anyone and when i asked him why this was his response…

hoy traigo ganas de tirar la piedra y esconder la mano de llevarme y no aguantarme

drinking game para el documental del pri shot cada que: -hablen de pemex -mencionen a fidel velázquez -salinas le eche la culpa de todo a zedillo -elba esther cuente cómo ayudó a ganar una elección -epn trastabillee o haga humor involuntario -un priísta critique a alito moreno

anyways back to REAL music open.spotify.com/track/5c9tBmJK…

Bedrotting is aristocratic. Taking a walk is communist. Hiking is reactionary. Riding the bus is social democrat. Jogging is neoliberal.

charli found her tony bennett, this can only mean one thing….. CHARLI XCX OSCAR WINNER STATUS INCOMING she’s following the gaga steps

as god intended

así se siente cuando llega la notificación de que el estado de cuenta de mi tarjeta de crédito ya está disponible

soy therian me identifico como la puta cabra

Tengo 31 años. Me compré un protector solar. No “padres ricos” No “tuve suerte” Me puse una meta y la alcancé. Disciplina, conciencia y prioridades.

Nothing hopebaits me more than the fake summer days in February

“Its a sign from the universe” no babe those are just targeted ads

do you think having 7 beers on a thursday will help me climb the corporate ladder?

LIBOR is such a beautiful name for a baby girl

hate when i get to a function, and there's no substance to abuse, we could have as well done this on google meet.

Party ideas. Each guest is tasked with bringing the most controversial person they know as a plus one