Sponge boy me Bob.

Gas station cherry bucket; smash or pass?

Someone explain how I request a reduction in my student loan payments because $594/month is too high and they respond by telling me my new payment amount is now $603/month

This me rn

I have never been so offended by food in my life. $16 each for these DoorDash subway sandwiches 👎🏼

i wonder what 3 carne asada tacos with green salsa and extra lime doing rn

I love being a therapist. Yesterday I had a client do a comedy bit about her anxiety coping skills as a way to normalize them and she ran with it and made me laugh so hard I cried.

Tough tough tough 🥊💥

Life is what happens between waking each night to go to the bathroom.

Has anyone also noticed that they like to lay down for a little bit

The amount of random older people who hear I’m having a daughter and say “good luck” with some weirdo sarcastic implication as if they’re feigning sympathetic concern for the inevitable future brat that is my unborn fetus. Like weird way to admit that you’re a bad parent?

Cool guy zone 😎⚠️

i like when mr krabs calls him spongeboymebob

Zachary Tapenade